If you marry me, you also marry my bookshelves.
Just kidding, don’t touch my books.
so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.
- If you read one book a year, you are awesome!
- If you read 100 books a year, you are awesome!
- If you read 1000 books a year, you are awesome!
Reading makes you awesome, don’t worry too much about the number of books you read.
"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I’m definitely down with this
Welcome to misogyny where we get called sluts if we fuck you and shot if we don’t